_ « Hamlet is basically a teenage boy. He got all these desires. But he doesn’t have the bottom to reach out for them. So, he goes mad, wanks of about Ofelia and it ends up so boring that somebody has to kill him.
_ « I’m not sure... that’s right. There is no wanking in Hamlet !
_ « Mm, yeah there is. Loads only they call it ‘soliloquising’ »